{"product_id":"sherpa-blanket-life-sucks-but-i-suck-better-cozy-throw-for-humor-comfort","title":"Sherpa Blanket — \"Life Sucks But I Suck Better\" Cozy Throw for Humor \u0026 Comfort","description":"Soft, oversized sherpa fleece built for slow evenings and sarcastic smiles. The lightweight 100% polyester face holds a crisp, one-sided print while the plush Sherpa backside cocoons you in warmth. Hemmed edges keep the blanket looking neat through many washes. Subtle, centered lettering reads like a private joke — honest, a little blunt, and oddly comforting when you need to be reminded you’re not alone in the nonsense. Use it on the couch during gloomy movie nights, drape it over a chair in your home office for chilly mornings, or wrap up with it after long shifts. It pairs especially well with low-light lamps, hot drinks, and playlists that match your mood.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester face with 1\/8\" (3mm) thickness for extra warmth and soft hand-feel\u003cbr\u003e- Velvety Sherpa fleece backside for plush comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges for durability and clean finish\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes; pre-constructed with a possible +\/- 3\" size variance\u003cbr\u003e- Compliant with azo dye, formaldehyde, BPA, flammability, lead and phthalates limits; adult-only item\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":48174573387876,"sku":"46120671722665208672","price":70.13,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0747\/8457\/1492\/files\/4738795102249697640_2048.jpg?v=1775034474","url":"https:\/\/riotrack.com.au\/products\/sherpa-blanket-life-sucks-but-i-suck-better-cozy-throw-for-humor-comfort","provider":"Riot Rack","version":"1.0","type":"link"}